Monday, August 9, 2010

Insubordination

I'm beginning to think all of these wrongdoings at work are either to save money or just to spite me, or both. Every bad thing that has happened (minus the occasional bout of pure bad luck) recently can be blamed on one of those two things.

For instance, why, on what is often the busiest day of the week (or at least one of them), would you not have anyone else come in until 5:30 when someone normally goes in at 4 every day? Why, after numerous complaints about needing a fourth person to help things run more smoothly, do we continue to have just three people (one of whom goes in an hour and a half late). Who does that?

Why do I and my fellow lackeys have to be the ones to take care of everything that goes wrong? Something breaking, running out of something, all someone else's mistake or problem. I've never questioned these things at work, I always wait until I'm gone to begin my ranting. I've never made a fuss about it at work, yet I'm the one who gets in trouble for us losing "points" because I forgot to shave or I didn't do my regular cleaning job one day because I had already stayed two hours later than I was supposed to because someone called in and nobody bothered to try and get someone else. If a customer really cared that the person dealing with their food hadn't shaved in two days or has long hair and happens to be a male (which obviously means that he doesn't bathe and also smokes marijuana and worships Satan) they should be shot anyway. If I am the one who is blamed for us missing out on some ultimately useless "points" because some higher-up thinks I don't suck their cock as much as everyone else, I can just show them the mold in the ice machine and under the sinks. OHHHH suck it!

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Also am I the only one who doesn't "get" these pictures of pregnant women? Maybe it's just me, but I don't like seeing pregnant bellies. At all. I know it's natural but it looks gross. I'm tired of pictures of these stupid people making the heart shape over their belly button while talking about how they'll be the best single mother ever because they decided to get knocked up at age 18 by someone they'd known for maybe two weeks. Also I swear to God I saw a picture a pregnant chick took of herself while she was driving. Why are these people allowed to live?!

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